5 Mar 2007

BIG CHICKS

Now I'm not talking Magda Szubanski big, I'm talking Tara Moss, Deborah Hutton and Megan Gale big. There's something about big chicks that irks me and it's not because I'm a short-ass. I won't have birds like Megan Gale topping the charts of the Most Sexiest lists, she is ordinary, with her weird hairline and her Ramjet-stlye jaw, I just can't have her.
Go back to Italy where they apparently love manly chicks you amazonian freak!!!

7 comments:

Wax said...

I think you ned to put your money where you're mouth is and put who you think should be the top lot then.

Maybe your next rant?

Elkster said...

Ok Bowie what's wrong with Tara Moss? Imagine the big amazon starting from her toes and working your way up- that's plenty of quality lady there.

As for Megan Gale she is ok until she opens her mouth- she speaks like Julia Gillard oz slang style!!

Deb Hutton too old and past it...

Elkster said...

Megan Gale has given up the Italian Fabio types and gone for that goose off Fox FM. A good pair- both open their mouth and you tune out!

Elkster said...

Magda Szubanski now there's a chunky girl. A good judge once told me the bigger ones need more rooting...phew

Bowie said...

I reckon at the moment the only chick I'd cross the road for is old-mate the Hawk, Jen Hawkins. She's super honest with a great head and body to match. Apart from that I'd have to round up the usual suspects, Charlize, Halle etc. There aren't too many new glamours getting around.

Bowie said...

Elkster if you don't like Megan Gale with her mouth open, how can you like Tara Moss? One octave lower and she could fill in for Peter Harvey, Canberra

Unknown said...

Big chicks lads.....hmmmm, Tara moss is ok I reckon, til she speaks yeh....but quiet and sans clothes she looks ok by me!!!

NOw you wanna talk a big bitch thats just plain horrible...Slys ex missus, that massive thing Bridgette Nielson...Sheesh....horrendous!!!! I'm sure she would fit right in on that Amazonian Snoo Snoo Futurama episode...Wax you know the one I mean.