JOLIE

Why don't Branagelina just buy an poor island that is already full of kiddies and raise them as their own, instead of the tattslotto-like way they pick up babies at the moment. You can see the family reunion when the kiddies grow up and go back to their real families, 'Hi I'm Moodoolwindi Jolie-Pitt, park my Ferrari around back so your scummy neighbours don't come around looking for handouts. Give it a polish while you're out there brother.'
I read in an article that the only way for kids of the rich and famous to go, is down. Woe-fuck is me, I've inherited a gazillion dollars, now feel sorry for me if I don't live up to my oil field owning parents. Gimme a break