......was affected by alcohol, sleep deprivation, sunburn and jetlag when he locked himself out of his hotel room wearing boxer shorts and without his false teeth.
No, not the little bald dude off the Benny Hill show, it was the Russian diving coach charged with groping a security guard. I still can't figure out why he pleaded guilty, seemed to be not in control of one or most of his senses.
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That sounds like most nights I had on the piss between the age of 17 and 28 - except I always kept losing my glasses instead of false teeth.
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