I had a very ordinary lunch today, not because the burger tasted like crap and the fries were dripping with fat, it was ordinary because I was lamenting the good old fashioned ways of McDonalds. All over their packaging they are trumpeting where the '100% beef' comes from (how is it 100% beef if it's 35% fat) and that there is actually some sort of dairy food in the thickshakes. The propaganda campaign released by McDonalds some time back just gives me the shits, I don't want to know that most of the their food comes from reputable sources. Bring back the days when you thought the shakes were full of pig's fat and that '100% aussie beef' was a meat company in Qld. I liked the mystique surrounding them, now that all the 'facts' are rammed down my throat, I find myself leaning towards other shady outfits like KFC. I don't know what part of the chicken I'm eating and I don't want to know.
Bring back the old politically incorrect McDonalds and piss the propaganda off to the deep fryer. I may have said this before but, the more they throw this bullshit at us, the more I think they're covering up even more disgusting and insidious secrets. Stop trying to come clean you bastards, it doesn't become you.
2 comments:
Nobody is trying to pull the wool more than Ribena at the moment!
Macca's packing material makes for good reading while you're chowing down. Nobody can tell me HJ's microwaved burgers are better!
Incidentally, some parts of the cow are 100% fat, but that doesn't mean it's not cow!
I had a Hungry Jack's burger the other day and it was a delight. Good stuff the Jack's.
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