16 May 2007

MOVIE RATINGS

I was interested in the recent Eric Bana movie, well not the movie itself, it looks shithouse. I was interested in the rating advice that accompanied the movie. It's rated PG and says it has 'mild themes'. What the hell does that mean?? I know what suicide themes, adult themes and sexual themes are, but mild themes? The only thing I can think of, is that there is a lot of smoking in the movie and the actors keep saying 'mmmm that's mild'. Of course they couldn't label the movie as having 'smoking themes', because according to the anti-smoking lobby, that would encourage kiddies to get on board the ciggy train.
Can someone sort this shit out please!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No worries Bowie, I'm on to it!

Anonymous said...

Maybe the movie had scene's from a Taco Bell or something where Bana kept ordering mild salsa to go with his nacho's?

Adam I look forward to your report on cleaning up this disgrace.

Anonymous said...

Hi Bowie, I've had a look at the Office of Film and Literature website but can't find the answer to you very troubling issue. If you want to read the classifification act, here's the link:http://www.oflc.gov.au/resource.html?resource=177&filename=177.pdf

Good luck with your quest as this clearly tips world poverty from the top of the to do list for the world to solve!

Anonymous said...

Inspector Sexton I'm disappointed in your sleuthnessness. Not good enough.

I think poverty behind a whole well of things that Bowie Rants about.