5 May 2008

RED CARPET BURN

I could safely go through to old age without seeing another fucking Red Carpet Arrival special. Honestly, who gives an utter crap about this bullshit. "Who are you wearing?" who cares? Shouldn't they be asking "Who will you regret fucking after you get shit-faced later tonight?"
I only know one person who would lose any sleep if Red Carpets ceased to exist - Richard Wilkins - only because he'd be out of a job.
See? It's a win-win!

3 comments:

Elkster said...

I enjoy the Brownlow redcarpet more than the Logies. I like the little foxes on the footballers arms with the huge cleavage and g-strings, give me more of it.

Anonymous said...

The Logies are a joke - I mean it's just a popularity contest and doesn't at all reward excellence. The whole shebang is just a turn off for me, I don't think I've ever watched it in my life, and that should continue unless they start screening it on all networks like a royal wedding.

Anonymous said...

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