24 Aug 2008

CENSORSHIP GONE MAD

I heard the other day anti-smoking lobbyists want movies labelled appropraitely if they contain smoking. So ratings may read - M for adult themes, mild nudity and ultra mild Horizons.
As if we don't have a enough of this crap cluttering up our newspapers and tvs, I mean what the fuck is a 'mild theme' - stay away from that one kiddies!!
I don't need that classification shit, I need advance advice, advice like - 'Hot bird full frontal' or 'three-way nude chickfest', other than that I'm not interested. Surely the rating itself should be enough of a guide? If it's MA, fair chance it has violence or sex scenes in it, why the need for the other crap.
Keep your 'pregnancy themes' or 'animated violence' to yourselves Ratings Board.
Here's one for you -'middle-age fuckheads trying to justify their existence themes'

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