GET OUT OF THE DARK AGES!!!!

Slaps over the head to the following MASSIVE corporations and their antiquated ways of doing business in the 21st Century.

Firstly the mob that send out phone books - get with the times dicks, no one uses phone books anymore, to paraphase Homer Simpson "Ever heard of a little thing called the internet?"
Surely you should be given the option of whether you want a phonebook or not. Or is it better to kill millions of trees first, ask questions later? I haven't opened a phone book in about 6 years. As for their web page, it's a fucking disgrace, filled with ads and crap and takes 5 minutes to load up.

Secondly, the cocks at Australia Post who still have a $10 minimum on EFTPOS transactions. It's not 1999 any more Toto and you're not a fricking milk bar. Who uses cash any more anyway? No wonder postal workers go coco-bananas if they're working under 1960s conditions.

P.S. I've got 7 bucks worth of stamps if anyone needs some.........